Annoying men who talk to my girlfriend

So, there is this guy who talks to my girlfriend named Scott. He's a fatty, and an arab. I hate him. So I was watching the opening night of American Idol with my girlfriend and was on her computer when he IMed her. I then, to piss and scare him off, pretended to be her and was rude. Here is the conversation:

[19:54] ArabGuyScotty: hi
[19:54] Samuel (as his GF): hi
[19:54] ArabGuyScotty: whatsup
[19:54] ArabGuyScotty: so..
[19:54] ArabGuyScotty: $60 merino wool sweater. $2.12 with tax
[19:54] ArabGuyScotty: go me.
[19:54] Samuel (as his GF): so..... don't care
[19:55] ArabGuyScotty: lol
[19:55] ArabGuyScotty: sawwy
[19:55] ArabGuyScotty: like i said, if you came up here i'd take you shopping
[19:55] ArabGuyScotty: lol
[19:55] ArabGuyScotty: ooonly a 5 hour drive
[19:55] Samuel (as his GF): gag me
[19:56] ArabGuyScotty: that would be mean
[19:56] ArabGuyScotty: sooo no.
[19:56] Samuel (as his GF): good one. on fire tonight.
[19:57] ArabGuyScotty: huh
[19:57] ArabGuyScotty: uh huh
[19:59] ArabGuyScotty: so how was your evening of nothing
[19:59] Samuel (as his GF): it was good
[20:21] ArabGuyScotty: sooo
[20:21] ArabGuyScotty: cwisteena
[20:21] ArabGuyScotty: what should i wear tomorrow
[20:22] Samuel (as his GF): what the heck!? why would I care??
[20:22] Samuel (as his GF): and dont call me cwisteena
[20:22] ArabGuyScotty: woah
[20:22] Samuel (as his GF): that's not my name
[20:22] ArabGuyScotty: sorry
[20:22] ArabGuyScotty: just asking for advice. i'm gonna see a bunch of people when i get to morgantown tomorrow and i wanna look good
[20:22] ArabGuyScotty: what's with the attitude?
[20:23] Samuel (as his GF): what's with you asking me what you should wear!? I dont know your wardrobe. I don't want to.
[20:23] ArabGuyScotty: yikes
[20:23] Samuel (as his GF): and i dont like you saying cwisteena
[20:23] ArabGuyScotty: sorry
[20:24] Samuel (as his GF): its annoyinf
[20:24] Samuel (as his GF): annoying*
[20:24] ArabGuyScotty: okay!
[20:24] ArabGuyScotty: sorry CHRISTINA
[20:24] Samuel (as his GF): good job
[20:24] Samuel (as his GF): drop the caps though
[20:24] Samuel (as his GF): just the first letter is capitalized
[20:24] ArabGuyScotty: hah
[20:24] ArabGuyScotty: thanks for the english lesson
[20:25] Samuel (as his GF): you're welcome. you apparently needed it, as you either spelled my name with a w (what the hell?) or in all caps
[20:25] ArabGuyScotty: you must be mad if you said hell
[20:26] Samuel (as his GF): no, not mad at all
[20:26] Samuel (as his GF): you're just annoying
[20:26] ArabGuyScotty: thanks but i was just kidding around. and you're just rude
[20:26] ArabGuyScotty: g'night
[20:26] Samuel (as his GF): you're just annoying. we all have our vices
[20:26] Samuel (as his GF): good night


So, what is the lesson here for the Theory of Everything? ALL is fair in love and war. I win because I am a winner, and Scott is just a fatty.